Category Archives: Articles

Mass Effect 3 -Take Back Earth Petition

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Monkey-_

Today in the run up to the release of Mass Effect 3 a petition has been launched to lobby the government and call for a public enquiry asking for files held about aliens to be revealed. While we’re waiting to … Continue reading →

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Some of the Best Underrated Games Ever

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Monkey-_

Along with loving the movies, I’m also a keen gamer, although I think I tend to go for some games that aren’t all that widely recognised by the masses. Underrated here might mean what it means, or just that it’s … Continue reading →

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Six Reasons Why Éowyn Is Better Than Arwen

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Monkey-_

1. Aragorn is interested even though he already has a girlfriend Aragorn takes a liking to Éowyn when they meet, but he is a good loyal man. He has already promised himself to Arwen. Arwen is regarded as one of … Continue reading →

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Roman Prostitution Token found in the Thames

Posted on February 14, 2012 by Monkey-_

People are quite used to finding ancient Roman coins buried in various places across Europe. We all know they conquered everything and were notorious litterers. A recent find right in New Londinium though is a bit more interesting. Near Putney … Continue reading →

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Fashionista Thinks Adele is Too Fat

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Monkey-_

Karl Lagerfeld, 78 year old creative director and lead designer for Chanel recently commented on Adele in an interview with Metro New York on the 6th Feb 2012. He said “She is a little too fat, but she has a … Continue reading →

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87 Year Old Man eats 64 Year Old Lard

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Monkey-_

Hans Feldmeier, a retired chemist from Rostock in Germany, is waging war on use-by dates. His first battle has been won. In 1948, young student Hans had received a package from the US aid programme including two tins of noodles, … Continue reading →

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Long Haul of the Luggage Lizard

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Monkey-_

Larry the Lizard found himself on a death defying adventure after trying to get cosy in the laundry of holiday maker Sue Banwell-Moore. Sue was at the end of a two week holiday on Cape Verde, an island country just … Continue reading →

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Oxford Receives Rejection Letter

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Monkey-_

A University applicant on the road to gaining a place at one of Englands most prestigious colleges, decided that it wasn’t for her and she should let them know. In a style that mimics the usual format and basic template … Continue reading →

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Piracy At Worlds End

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Monkey-_

The first casualty of the crackdown against online copyright infringement has fallen. Megavideo, one of the biggest and most famous culprits, has been closed down and seven people involved in the running of the site have been arrested. The government … Continue reading →

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22 Signs You Have Been Watching Too Many British Comedies

Posted on January 25, 2012 by Monkey-_

The title is a bit misleading… how can you ever watch too many British sitcoms? Check this list and see for yourself. So, in no particular order: 22: You caught the gag in this articles title.     21: You … Continue reading →

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