The title is a bit misleading… how can you ever watch too many British sitcoms?
Check this list and see for yourself. So, in no particular order:
22:
You caught the gag in this articles title.
21:
You put the stapler in the jelly.
20:
You don’t mention the war. You mentioned it once but you think you got away with it.
19:
You wonder if you’re more like Mark or Jez.
18:
You say “I’m free!” whenever anyone asks if you are doing anything.
17:
This time next year, you’ll be a millionaire.
16:
You’re doomed, but you will not panic. If you do, you’re a stupid boy.
15:
You’re able to understand Rab C. Nesbitt.
14:
You don’t have ideas, you have cunning plans.
13:
When leaving with a friend you say “It’s goodbye from me.” and your partner says “And it’s goodbye from him.”
12:
On hearing an innuendo you respond by saying ‘Oo-er missus!”
11:
The first rule of politics is “Never believe anything until it’s been officially denied.”
10:
Clegg, Foggy and Compo were the only trio that counted.
9:
Instead of saying goodbye you say “Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be home for breakfast.”
You wonder where calculators go when they die.
8:
When explaining something you say “Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.”
7:
You think ‘The Good Life’ is too bloody nice!
6:
When someone gets confused about the size of something at a distance, you show them some toy cows and explain the difference between ‘small’ and ‘far away’.
5:
You don’t say “Get Lost” or any more coarse variant. You say “Naff off.”
4:
You say “Dirty Old Man” and attempt the impression.
3:
You realise Mr Bean is a genius, not an idiot.
2:
Instead of greeting people, you tell them “You’re my wife now.”
1:
You tell people that you’re “having a bit of trouble” when you’re worried that you might do a ‘woopsie’.
