Category Archives: Articles

Reasons To Not Read ’50 Shades Of Grey’

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Monkey-_

It’s a worldwide hit, millions are reading it and the rest of us are wondering why. If you’re one of those sitting about thinking maybe you should give it a go, then have a look here about why you shouldn’t … Continue reading →

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Sci-Fi Evolutionary Fails

Posted on May 26, 2012 by Monkey-_

Face Huggers from ALIEN In ALIEN, the first live creature from another planet we are introduced to is the Face Hugger. (Shortly after seeing some other giant dead guy who had been an unfortunate victim.) The Face Hugger is found … Continue reading →

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Monkey Island Wiki Takeover

Posted on April 19, 2012 by Monkey-_

Cracking Ace has taken over admin duty of the Monkey Island Wikia. It had to be done. A simple search for a basic thing like the Idol of Many Hands came back with no results. I was not about to … Continue reading →

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English Language

Posted on April 11, 2012 by Monkey-_

Ok here’s how I like it. Plain and simple. Understandable, accessible and straight forward. No mess, no fluff. That is when it comes to talking or explanation. Artisticly there are exceptions of course, but I’ll touch on that later. I … Continue reading →

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Imperials or Stormcloaks – Skyrim

Posted on April 5, 2012 by Monkey-_

One of the biggest debates among gamers recently is the question: Who should I join? The Empire or the Stormcloaks? It’s a difficult question. Which shows some amount of genius on Bethesdas part. Rather than going for the old ‘fight … Continue reading →

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Mass Effect 3 Controversies

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Monkey-_

Mass Effect 3 has been out barely two weeks and has already caused three seperate outrages among the gaming community. Good going? Not to say that the game is bad. In fact, overall it’s fantastic. Check out our Review here. … Continue reading →

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Mass Effect Chess Set

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Monkey-_

Here’s a somewhat pointless article: An idea of what form a Mass Effect Chess Set could take! Having seen Shepard play a little of some futuristic chess in Mass Effect 3, it got me thinking about a real world counterpart. … Continue reading →

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Some of the Best Games Ever

Posted on March 14, 2012 by Monkey-_

After the article about underrated games that should be rated, I felt I should mention a few games that definately are rated, but are worth rementioning in case you may have missed them. I 100% recommend all of these. Kingdom … Continue reading →

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Essex Police Ban Bras

Posted on March 1, 2012 by Monkey-_

It was only a matter of time before the county famed for being so sexually driven they named themselves after the act decided to enforce sluttiness. Actually that’s not true at all. The bra ban is intended solely for female … Continue reading →

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Things I’ve Eaten

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Monkey-_

Nowadays there are too many people telling what to eat and what not to eat. I’m here to tell you to tell them to shut up and mind their own business. It’s up to you what you want to eat … Continue reading →

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