Disney Star Wars Episode VII Poster (That We Don’t Want To See)

We really do hope it doesn’t end up looking like this…

Bedraggled old heroes in the background while sparkly Disney tweens take centre stage.
Han Solo despairs in his old age, while a greying Chewbacca attempts to stop his old friend from feeling suicidal.
R2-D2 is offered a girlfriend by the Jawa King, which forces C3-P0 to spend more time with an elderly Jar Jar.
Meanwhile, a new Death Star is built, three times more powerful than the last!