Hunter Almost Killed In Battle With Mouse

Dale Whitmell (40), (we’re calling him the real Elmer Fudd) a hunter from Canada camping at Anjigami Lake in Ontario put his skills to the test and failed in a conflict with a mouse.

When he attempted to crush the rodent with the butt of his rifle he accidentally shot himself with a glancing blow to the forehead.

“He was very lucky,” said Constable Amanda Huff, although his luck ran out when after being treated at a nearby hospital, Whitmell was charged with careless use of a firearm.

It is not known what happened to the mouse, but we imagine he’s somewhere laughing with a rabbit, a duck and a tweety bird.

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