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She's amazing. She has everything in all the right places and she's all natural. It's a shame there aren't more women that look as good as her. Or aren't there?... (Apologies if this all comes across a bit like objectification. Unfortunately, we don't know these girls personally, so can't comment on their - [Some of the Sexiest Shapely Women In The World](https://crackingace.com/some-of-the-sexiest-shapely-women-in-the-world/) - Usually you'll find that top ten lists of sexiest women in the world are plagued by skinny size zero types. In truth, men (and women) with more refined tastes prefer a healthier more shapely lady. The other mistake that is commonly made is that the lists tend to focus mainly on the USA and UK, - [What did the 'Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy' get right and wrong?](https://crackingace.com/what-did-the-crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogy-get-right-and-wrong/) - The 'Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy' was released in 2017 around the time that this site shut down, so I didn't get the chance to share my thoughts on it. Which I am going to do now, because I don't care whether it's old news or not. I want to talk about it and maybe - [Spyro : A Hero's Tail - PS2 Review : All the ingredients in the wrong order](https://crackingace.com/spyro-a-heros-tail-ps2-review-all-the-ingredients-in-the-wrong-order/) - Why am I reviewing a PS2 game in 2025? Because I only just got around to playing it. What do you want from me?I loved the Spyro trilogy as a kid, playing the originals on PS1, and going on to 'Enter the Dragonfly' on PS2. EtD was a definite drop in quality, and might have - [Guillermo del Toro's 'Frankenstein' Movie Review : A Monstrous Adaptation](https://crackingace.com/guillermo-del-toros-frankenstein-movie-review-a-monstrous-adaptation/) - The story of Frankenstein and his monster is one of the classics that has been remade countless times and I'm sure this won't be the last time. It doesn't always get a treatment from an iconic director carrying a fanbase and buzz like del Toro though. Those who might normally skip just-another-monster-movie may well be - [Is ‘Fallout 4’ As Good As Its Predecessors?](https://crackingace.com/is-fallout-4-as-good-as-its-predecessors/) - I finally finished the main story in ‘Fallout 4’. After hours (actually the in game counter tells me its been roughly a solid week) of exploring, killing mutants and raiders, saving settlers, treasure hunting, scavving, settlement building, equipment modding, and making friends, the story is over. Not the game. The game is designed to go - [I'm back baby](https://crackingace.com/im-back-baby/) - that is all - [Batman: The Telltale Series – I Got Burned Again](https://crackingace.com/batman-the-telltale-series-i-got-burned-again/) - So hot off the back of Telltale’s ‘Game of Thrones: Season One‘, I’m straight into their take on the Batman. WARNING: SPOILERS FOR ‘BATMAN: THE TELLTALE SERIES’ AND MINOR SPOILERS FOR TELLTALE’S ‘WALKING DEAD SEASON 1′ AND GAME OF THRONES SEASON 1’ So it might be clear that I have a bit of a love/hate - [Telltale’s Game of Thrones Season One : Where Your Choices Don’t Matter](https://crackingace.com/telltales-game-of-thrones-season-one-where-your-choices-dont-matter/) - I’ve just finished my playthrough of ‘Telltale’s Game of Thrones’ (yes a latecomer I know) after thoroughly enjoying my adventures in the ‘Walking Dead‘ seasons. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE GAME FOLLOW I’m a big fan of the ‘Game of Thrones’ tv series, so this Telltale tie-in seemed a safe bet. Now I was aware - [What We’d Like To See In a Crash Team Racing (CTR) Remaster](https://crackingace.com/what-wed-like-to-see-in-a-crash-team-racing-ctr-remaster/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Fallout 4 With DLC Review Rundown](https://crackingace.com/fallout-4-with-dlc-review-rundown/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Clinton and Trump Burn](https://crackingace.com/clinton-and-trump-burn/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Telltale’s The Walking Dead – Making The Tough Choices: Season 2](https://crackingace.com/telltales-the-walking-dead-making-the-tough-choices-season-2/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Telltale’s The Walking Dead – Making The Tough Choices: Season 1](https://crackingace.com/telltales-the-walking-dead-making-the-tough-choices-season-1/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Kenny Is What Made Telltale’s ‘The Walking Dead’ Epic](https://crackingace.com/kenny-is-what-made-telltales-the-walking-dead-epic/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Fallout 4: Far Harbor DLC – PS4 Review](https://crackingace.com/fallout-4-far-harbor-dlc-ps4-review/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Lumo – PS4 Review](https://crackingace.com/lumo-ps4-review/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Is There An Evil Faction In Fallout 4?](https://crackingace.com/is-there-an-evil-faction-in-fallout-4/) - A lot of people are griping that there isn’t a clear option for bad guys in Fallout 4, that all the choices are either good or grey. BEWARE SPOILERS! At first, I was in agreement, but I’ve changed my mind. And it does roughly follow on from my first impression. As I noted in the - [Fallout 4 Faction First Fimpressions](https://crackingace.com/fallout-4-faction-first-fimpressions/) - There will come a time in ‘Fallout 4’ when you have to choose one of the major factions to side with. There are ways of keeping one or more of the others sweet in the meantime, but it’s likely at least one of the factions will turn against you. Here’s a rundown of the first - [The Most Beautiful Thing You Will Ever See In Fallout 4](https://crackingace.com/the-most-beautiful-thing-you-will-ever-see-in-fallout-4/) - [Main Differences Between ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ and ‘Fallout 4’](https://crackingace.com/main-differences-between-fallout-new-vegas-and-fallout-4/) - On the run up to the release of ‘Fallout 4’, I got hold of the Ultimate Edition of ‘New Vegas’. I’d completed Vegas vanilla on its original release, but felt that getting the bonus DLC packs would make for a decent fix during the wait for the big PS4 title. So with both games pretty - [Dad’s Army – 2016 Movie Review](https://crackingace.com/dads-army-2016-movie-review/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Reasons ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Sucked](https://crackingace.com/reasons-star-wars-the-force-awakens-sucked/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Breaking News!: Wolverines Are Not Wolves](https://crackingace.com/breaking-news-wolverines-are-not-wolves/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Reasons To Worry About The New Dad’s Army](https://crackingace.com/reasons-to-worry-about-the-new-dads-army/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 17](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-17/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 16](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-16/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [What We’re Hoping For From Star Wars: Battlefront 2015](https://crackingace.com/what-were-hoping-for-from-star-wars-battlefront-2015/) - Back in the day, my friends and I were on the original two ‘Star Wars: Battlefront’ games almost daily. They ranked among the best multiplayer games and the best Star Wars games, and the combination was irresistible. One of my fondest memories of gaming was a dogfight I had with a buddy, he in a - [Doodle God – PC Review](https://crackingace.com/doodle-god-pc-review/) - PC (Steam) 5/10 ‘Doodle God’ is a new game for Steam adapted from a mobile app by Joybits. It’s similar to some other apps you can get. In the game you play the role of God. In the beginning you have four elements, earth, air, water, and fire. From these you have to build the - [Rules of Mafia – A Fun Game For Parties Or Chat Forums](https://crackingace.com/rules-of-mafia-a-fun-game-for-parties-or-chat-forums/) - Mafia is a party game that was invented in 1986. Since then it’s become a hit for youth groups, drama club warm ups, geek conventions, and the like. It’s simple, but get you thinking in ways that many party games don’t come near to. It places an informed minority up against an uninformed majority. It’s - [Valhalla Hills – PC Preview Review](https://crackingace.com/valhalla-hills-pc-preview-review/) - PC (Steam) Early Access: 24/8/2015 7/10 Funatics and Daedelic Entertainment present the spiritual successor to ‘The Settlers’, a strategy game with vikings! Fans of the previous title will be glad to know that many of the same team developed this game. Cracking Ace got the chance to preview the game before it’s Early release, so - [LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham – PS4 Review](https://crackingace.com/lego-batman-3-beyond-gotham-ps4-review/) - Also available on: PS3, PSV, 3DS, Wii U, Xbox One, Xbox 360, iOS Released: November 11 2014 6/10 LEGO Batman has been revamped once again for the third instalment in the series. As the title suggests, this time the story goes outside of the caped crusader’s home town, visiting other DC cities, and even venturing... - [What We Still Want To See In ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’](https://crackingace.com/what-we-still-want-to-see-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out/) - EA have been pretty generous this year with the updates (after a slow start). Several of the things we were after (and plenty of welcome bonus surprises) have come through. Sometimes it felt as though they were reading our lists and checking them off. So just in case that is what is happening, here’s an... - [Dragon Age: Inquisition – PS3 Review](https://crackingace.com/dragon-age-inquisition-ps3-review/) - Also available on: PS4, PC, Xbox 360, Xbox One Released November 2014 6/10 ‘Inquisition’ is a fantasy RPG from Bioware, the group that brought us ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ and ‘Mass Effect’. We know Bioware can do RPGs. We know they can do immersive worlds and interesting characters. So what went wrong... - [Why the Torture Scene in GTA V is OK](https://crackingace.com/why-the-torture-scene-in-gta-v-is-ok/) - The Grand Theft Auto series is no stranger to controversy. Back in the day some people thought that one of the main parts of the game was beating prostitutes to death with baseball bats to get a refund for services performed. Clearly, they weren’t aware that although that was something people could do, it was... - [GTA V PS4 Review](https://crackingace.com/gta-v-ps4-review/) - Also available on: PS3, Xbox 360, Xbox One Released 17/9/2013 PS3, Xbox 360, 18/11/2014 PS4, Xbox One, 27/1/2015 PC 9/10 Grand Theft Auto V is the latest installment in the incredibly popular franchise. In this edition we visit a newly reimagined San Andreas, beautifully rendered and incredibly detailed. We explore the fictional American state with... - [Best of CA Twitter](https://crackingace.com/best-of-ca-twitter/) - If you’re not following us on twitter, then you are surely missing out on the experience of a lifetime. Go on, get on to it! Have a follow! Cracking Ace tries to bring you some of the greatest thoughts and most interesting facts from around the world to brighten your day. Just to show how... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 14](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-14/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Shadowgate Preview](https://crackingace.com/shadowgate-preview/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [CTR Super Hard Mode After 2 Year Retirement](https://crackingace.com/ctr-super-hard-mode-after-2-year-retirement/) - The best kart game of all time. Forget Mario Kart… After trying to hook up the camera to directly record from the screen Dicky found that it didn’t have any input ports, so despite it being 2014, he had to do the old point at screen method. Then accidentally left the thing on autofocus... - [90s Childhood Crushes: Then and Now](https://crackingace.com/90s-childhood-crushes-then-and-now/) - Everyone remembers their first crush, and those of us growing up in the 90s will likely remember most if not all of these. Tiffani Amber Thiessen The one from ‘Saved By The Bell‘ that all the boys wanted. Amy Jo Johnson AKA: The Original Pink Power Ranger – Kimberly Hart Geri Halliwell Louise Redknapp Cat... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 11](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-11/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 12](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-12/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Murdered: Soul Suspect – PS4 Review](https://crackingace.com/murdered-soul-suspect-ps4-review/) - Murdered: Soul Suspect PS4 Also available on: PC, PS3, X360, XO Released 6/6/2014 5/10 ‘Murdered: Soul Suspect’ is a supernatural detective thriller from Square Enix and Airtight Games following in the footsteps of titles like ‘Heavy Rain’ and ‘Alan Wake’, focusing on a more story-driven, thinking persons game-play experience. If you’re an action loving player,... - [More Stuff We’d Like To See In The Simpsons: Tapped Out](https://crackingace.com/more-stuff-wed-like-to-see-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out/) - The previous ‘What We Want To See’ on this game was quite a while ago now and we’re pleased as punch to see that some of the wishes have come true. So, here we push our luck and ask that the rest of the stuff we wanted gets put into the game along with this... - [Block Story Review](https://crackingace.com/block-story-review/) - PC (Steam) Released 25/4/2014 7/10 ‘Block Story’ is in an early stage of development at the time of writing this review, so hopefully some of the issues brought up will have been ironed out. The game is sometimes described as ‘Minecraft crossed with Skyrim’, which is pretty apt. It also clues you in on the... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 9](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-9/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 10](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-10/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield In ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 8](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-8/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Six Reasons Why Donkey Kong is the Real Hero of the Super Mario world](https://crackingace.com/six-reasons-why-donkey-kong-is-the-real-hero-of-the-super-mario-world/) - Mario is one of gaming’s most recognisable heroes. He’s the face of Nintendo and you can barely blink without a new game starring him and his friends being released. It turns out though, it was all based on lies. Mario owes it all to Donkey Kong. Here is why: Mario’s First Appearance The first time... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield In ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 7](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-7/) - Hi there! I notice you have an Ad Blocker installed. Good for you! But if you wouldn't mind unblocking this site that would be great. The site needs that ad revenue to keep running. I know you hate pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that slide across the screen, ads that demand you click on them to make... - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in ‘The Simpsons: Tapped Out’ – Part 3](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-3/) - Moe's Moe's is one of the most regularly featured buildings in the show and since early days it has probably been one of the most consistent in look. That's not saying much; for one sometimes it has a car park and sometimes not. What is very debatable though, is what it is located near. Without - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield In 'The Simpsons: Tapped Out' - Part 4](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-4/) - Is Springfield a circle? Then how are we meant to get it into a rectangle? Burn's Manor Burn's Manor is a tricky one. It could take up a LOT of space in your town. The more grandiose, the better. Bart mentions when he stays there that it "has everything: a hedge-maze, a moat, bleached hardwood - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in 'The Simpsons: Tapped Out' - Part 1](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-1/) - 'The Simpsons: Tapped Out' has become one of the most popular city building freemium games on the app market. Mainly because it's The Simpsons, I imagine. It gives players the chance to design their own Springfield as they like and interact with a number of their favourite characters. What many players are trying to do - [Recreating An Accurate Springfield in 'The Simpsons: Tapped Out' - Part 2](https://crackingace.com/recreating-an-accurate-springfield-in-the-simpsons-tapped-out-part-2/) - Continuing from Part 1, here's a look at some more of Springfield's most iconic locations. Kwik-E-Mart The not too convenient convenience store. 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Isran himself led the defence and once they had been - [Atreyu's Photo Diary - Skyrim Part 23](https://crackingace.com/atreyus-photo-diary-skyrim-part-23/) - Part 22 Here Chapter List Here WARNING: ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM SPOILERS! Secrets, Subterfuge and Soul Trap It was time to go back to Fort Dawnguard, so we set out. As we approached Riften, we conveniently caught up with the Moth Priest Dexion Evicus, so we walked together. As though we didn't have enough of - [Atreyu's Photo Diary - Skyrim Part 24](https://crackingace.com/atreyus-photo-diary-skyrim-part-24/) - Part 23 Here Chapter List Here WARNING: ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM SPOILERS! The Soul Cairn and it's Keepers Having been weakened by the spell, I stepped into the portal while Serana followed me. Skyrim never ceased to amaze. The first 'person' I saw was a soul stood near the foot of the stairs. 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Votes only count if you click the 'Connect' box, but 'Liking' won't hurt if you do it too, so please do like and share! Comedy Spots Entry 1 Comedy Spots Entry - [Dicky Turnspike Talks About Rock 'N' Roll](https://crackingace.com/dicky-turnspike-talks-about-rock-n-roll/) - Introducing Dicky Turnspike, hardcore rocker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td8wxzV6nvU&feature=youtu.be - [The Justice League That Could Have Been](https://crackingace.com/the-justice-league-that-could-have-been/) - With the Justice League movie seeming to be much more than a rumour nowadays, fans are gossiping about who could or will be playing the superheroes. Well, Cracking Ace doesn't know, but we do bring you a selection of actors/actresses who almost got the roles in the past. 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While we're waiting to see Commander Shepard defend Earth from the Reaper attack, the people behind Mass Effect 3 - [Six Reasons Why Éowyn Is Better Than Arwen](https://crackingace.com/six-reasons-why-eowyn-is-better-than-arwen/) - 1. Aragorn is interested even though he already has a girlfriend Aragorn takes a liking to Éowyn when they meet, but he is a good loyal man. He has already promised himself to Arwen. Arwen is regarded as one of the most beautiful women in Middle Earth, one of the most powerful, magical and wise. - [Top 25 Cartoon Cats](https://crackingace.com/top-25-cartoon-cats/) - Originally intended to be only a top FIVE cartoon cats list, the contenders kept coming. So here we are with a top 25 list of famous cartoon cats for your enjoyment. Each feline has been ranked according to four of the most important cat traits: Cuteness, Funniness, Craziness and Intelligence. 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A story of redemption if I - [The Cult](https://crackingace.com/the-cult/) - Most people only know The Cult for their hit 'She Sells Sanctuary', but this hard rocking band have belted out a respectable amount of other heart wrenching, gut busting melodies. Have a look for yourself... Rain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QX4xZrkxwY&feature=related Painted On My Heart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Vu-EeYq_w&feature=related Edie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkVt9XTdtg&feature=related Amazon.com Widgets - [Mr Lordi and the Rovaniemi Choir - Love It Loud!](https://crackingace.com/mr-lordi-and-the-rovaniemi-choir-love-it-loud/) - Lordi, one of the few good metal bands still going strong now with added choir! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p09Cz72qP-g&feature=related - [Christmas Song from Tenacious D and Sum 41](https://crackingace.com/christmas-song-from-tenacious-d-and-sum-41/) - One of the best rock Christmas songs of all time I would say. It's called 'Things I Want' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htl3zWM9EMA - [Basil Marceaux Christmas](https://crackingace.com/basil-marceaux-christmas/) - American hero BasilMarceaux.com treats us to his very own Christmas single. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hcVleGxx40&feature=fvwrel - [Merry Christmas From Dio](https://crackingace.com/merry-christmas-from-dio/) - Starting off with a festive track from one of the Gods of Rock. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJRq3Y9Seo - [Banker may know money, but his social skills are wanting](https://crackingace.com/banker-may-know-money-but-his-social-skills-are-wanting/) - This email, originally posted on Reddit is a message from an Investment Banker hoping to score a second date after what was quoted as 'horrific' by the woman in question. We don't know what happened on that date, but this email is probably a hint towards the awkwardness and uncomfortable nature of it. 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Now I am fully aware that both of these games are not popular among Fallout purists, having taken the - [Thor Has A Hammer](https://crackingace.com/thor-has-a-hammer/) - Amazon.com Widgets - [Tales Of Monkey Island Review by Monkey-_](https://crackingace.com/tales-of-monkey-island-review-by-monkey-_/) - Tales Of Monkey Island I.E. NOT Monkey Island 5. Telltale Games For PC, PS3 and Wii. 4/5 I always get excited when I hear there are new installments of Monkey Island. The original two were possibly my favourite childhood games. The first time I saw the third in the shops it was like Christmas and - [Can You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking?](https://crackingace.com/can-you-smell-what-the-rock-is-cooking/) - Amazon.com Widgets - [The Origin of Super Mario](https://crackingace.com/the-origin-of-super-mario/) - Click the link to hear it. Origin of Super Mario This was funnier when I came up with it in the shower.. as many things are. 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